Would you consider yourself cynical or optimistic?

I am 100% optimistic! Why should I waste my time being cynical when there is a 75% chance that I could have a massive heart attack and die at any given moment? If that doesn't happen, then I will likely be killed in a drive-by shooting. My extreme optimism tells me that none of those bad things will ever happen to me. It's more likely that I will die after slipping in the shower and hitting my head on a hard, blunt surface. I say live each day like it will be your last, because there’s a pretty good chance that it will be your last.